I love opening tabs. Tons of tabs. Shocking numbers of tabs. They used to call me "Tab King" in college. I had shirts made. Shit, I'll open twenty blank tabs just for fun. Just to prove to you how much I love tabs. I hate Tab soda, ironically. My favorite Saturday night is to take a bunch of painkillers, put on Peter Gabriel, and just lose myself in a vast expanse of tabs—as many tabs as there are stars in the night. A tab nebula. Consume me, tabs. Tabs of cats. Tabs of tanks. Thirty tabs of Facebook. All these tabs take a pretty decent chunk of memory, however—so if you want to follow me on my path of tablightenment, you might consider our deal of the day: an 8 GB Apple RAM upgrade kit, for just $68 (after rebates) with free shipping. Tabs. TABS. -SB More »
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